Little Old Lady Loses Her Marbles
“They were right here.” says Surely Deranged of suburban La La Land.
“Well you are 81 years old, you don’t think maybe you misplaced them?”
“No, no, they were right here on the shelf, and now they’re gone.”
“Uhm, are these them over hear on the table?”
“Well no, they couldn’t be, my marbles […]
Jesus Christ is on trial in Italy. You heard it here first (unless you already heard it somewhere else).
Once upon a time, Luigi Cascioli studied to be a Catholic priest. Luckily, he figured out the scam somewhere along the way and became a militant atheist. This led to him writing a book […]
Are you bothered by demons, but not that much? Although the evil spirits in your life have not moved in, do they fail to get the message when you yawn and say “Hey, I’ve got a big day tomorrow?” Sure you don’t speak in tongues, but are you kinda cranky? I have […]
The One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church has changed its mind about the Bible. Effective immediately, it’s all true… except for the contradictory bits… oh, and the obviously silly parts.
An article from the London Times (thanks to PZ Myers for the link) contained what may be the greatest understatement ever:
The Catholic bishops of England, […]
I would assert (and I’m certainly not the first to say this) that the only effective way to combat the teaching of intelligent design in science classes is to clearly demonstrate that it is not science. The rational are overwhelmingly outnumbered by the superstitious, so attacking the truth of the theory will get us […]
