Archive for the 'Observation' Category

You killed my daughter. Hey, it happens.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Perhaps you heard about the school shooting in Bailey, Colorado last week. I think a couple of channels may have mentioned it. It was certainly a topic of interest here, since that’s less than 20 miles from my house. (By the way, Columbine High School is about 45 minutes in the opposite […]

Is This News?

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Little Old Lady Loses Her Marbles
“They were right here.” says Surely Deranged of suburban La La Land.
“Well you are 81 years old, you don’t think maybe you misplaced them?”
“No, no, they were right here on the shelf, and now they’re gone.”
“Uhm, are these them over hear on the table?”
“Well no, they couldn’t be, my marbles […]

Schizochristianity

Friday, June 16th, 2006

I thought this was a Christian nation. Well, actually, I thought it was a secular nation based on the constitution, but Robertson, O’Reilly et al. keep telling us it’s a Christian nation. There certainly are plenty of signs to support that. God has been very successful in the bumper sticker market, and […]

Grand Reopening

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Greetings from the Centennial State. I have furniture and an internet connection now, so I’m back in business. If you ever consider moving cross-country while starting a new business from scratch, don’t. If I’ve learned anything in the last two months, it’s that.
I’ve been in Colorado for less than two […]

God is a n00b

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

This site has received 114 pieces of trackback spam in the last 7 days. Am I to believe that god is complicit or that he’s incompetent? Maybe the spammers are his chosen people. On the other hand, maybe the divine VCR is flashing 12:00.
~I AM~