Archive for the 'Christmas' Category

Christmas Watch 2005: Fox’s Versed Anchor

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

I’m not a fan of Bill O’Reilly, but whatever you may say about the man, you have to admit that he is a source of hope to his fans. He is living proof that in the great United States of America anyone can acheive fame and success, even those without talent, personality or the […]

Argument from Retail

Monday, December 12th, 2005

(1) All of the stores have sales right before Christmas.
(2) Therefore, god exists.
Hey, it’s better than some of the arguments I’ve heard.
~I AM~

Christmas Watch 2005: Burning Bush

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

President Bush is flagrantly abusing his position. I know, I know. I’ll be more specific. W is inserting his invisible best friend into the White House holiday celebration for which we all foot the bill. Take a look at the White House Christmas page. The theme for this year is […]

Christmas Watch 2005: The War on Christmas

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

All over the web you will find articles by Christians talking about the “War on Christmas” and articles by non-Christians denying that there is such a thing. Well, I’m here to tell you the truth. You’re damn right there’s a War on Christmas, and we’re suddenly losing.
For a couple of decades, we were […]

Godless Gifts

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

The retail season is well under way. People all around us are preparing to celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, Yule, etc., and America’s malls and toy stores are full of the holiday spirit and riot police. Since Black Friday and Cyber Monday have already passed, I’m sure much of your shopping is done (yeah […]