Comments on: Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My Ass http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/10/05/carrie-underwood-can-kiss-my-ass/ Helping Mankind Overcome Religion Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:42:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My A$$ - Carrie Underwood Fans http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/10/05/carrie-underwood-can-kiss-my-ass/#comment-54362 Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My A$$ - Carrie Underwood Fans Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:16:42 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/10/05/carrie-underwood-can-kiss-my-ass/#comment-54362 [...] Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My A$$ The Evangelical Atheist ? Blog Archive ? Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My Ass Taken from the "Evangelical Atheist" Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My AssCarrie Underwood had been simply an annoying Christian country star and the foremost proponent of faith-based driving (thanks Jay). However, her latest single makes her a wonderful symbol of the inherent hypocrisy of mainstream Christianity. Remember when you were a kid watching Sesame Street? Let?s play ?One of These Things is Not Like the Others.? Here are excerpts from three Carrie Underwood songs that combine cars and god. ?Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can?t do this on my own I?m letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I?m on? ?Before you hit the highway You better stop for gas There?s a 50 in ashtray In case you run short on cash Here?s a map and here?s a Bible If you ever lose your way? ?I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he?ll think before he cheats.? So, she?s a Christian and a psychotic, vengeful vandal. She?s sending both of these messages on the same album. She wouldn?t want to mess up her own car, so she asks the king of the universe to drive, but this guy?s car is toast. Several questions? 1. What ever happened to turning the other cheek? 2. Will this song kill her record sales to evangelicals? 3. Will Carrie Underwood ever date again? 4. Why is it that Jesus can prevent a crash, but he can?t keep her gas tank full? 5. Should I be scared that my wife keeps singing that third song? ~I AM~ All I can say is this guy needs some help... [...]

[…] Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My A$$ The Evangelical Atheist ? Blog Archive ? Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My Ass Taken from the "Evangelical Atheist" Carrie Underwood Can Kiss My AssCarrie Underwood had been simply an annoying Christian country star and the foremost proponent of faith-based driving (thanks Jay). However, her latest single makes her a wonderful symbol of the inherent hypocrisy of mainstream Christianity. Remember when you were a kid watching Sesame Street? Let?s play ?One of These Things is Not Like the Others.? Here are excerpts from three Carrie Underwood songs that combine cars and god. ?Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can?t do this on my own I?m letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I?m on? ?Before you hit the highway You better stop for gas There?s a 50 in ashtray In case you run short on cash Here?s a map and here?s a Bible If you ever lose your way? ?I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville Slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he?ll think before he cheats.? So, she?s a Christian and a psychotic, vengeful vandal. She?s sending both of these messages on the same album. She wouldn?t want to mess up her own car, so she asks the king of the universe to drive, but this guy?s car is toast. Several questions? 1. What ever happened to turning the other cheek? 2. Will this song kill her record sales to evangelicals? 3. Will Carrie Underwood ever date again? 4. Why is it that Jesus can prevent a crash, but he can?t keep her gas tank full? 5. Should I be scared that my wife keeps singing that third song? ~I AM~ All I can say is this guy needs some help… […]

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