Comments on: The Rumors of my Death… http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/ Helping Mankind Overcome Religion Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:32:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Dante http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7769 Dante Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:22:39 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7769 My own version of "Jesus take the wheel". Enjoy and please give me credit if you happen to republish it; I'm rather proud of this. --------------------- I was getting loaded Drinking my shots in a glass When sometime later I noticed I was drunk right off my ass I wondered how I'd get home My head was feelin' thick So I called up my best friend and said "Can you drive a stick?" Chorus: ['n I said] Jesus, take the wheel You know I'm too drunk to drive I've had a few too many And I'd really like to stay alive You don't need no licence Cuz you're the son of man Jesus take the wheel And drive this caravan We drove on through the night Tellin jokes and singing songs But I started to get nervous When he took off his thongs "It ain't legal to drive with no shoes on" I told him nervously But he just smiled and said "Son, don't you worry" (With apologies to Carrie Underwood) And I do love country music by the way, despite being an atheist.

My own version of “Jesus take the wheel”. Enjoy and please give me credit if you happen to republish it; I’m rather proud of this.
———————
I was getting loaded
Drinking my shots in a glass
When sometime later I noticed
I was drunk right off my ass

I wondered how I’d get home
My head was feelin’ thick
So I called up my best friend and said
“Can you drive a stick?”

Chorus:
[’n I said] Jesus, take the wheel
You know I’m too drunk to drive
I’ve had a few too many
And I’d really like to stay alive
You don’t need no licence
Cuz you’re the son of man
Jesus take the wheel
And drive this caravan

We drove on through the night
Tellin jokes and singing songs
But I started to get nervous
When he took off his thongs

“It ain’t legal to drive with no shoes on”
I told him nervously
But he just smiled and said
“Son, don’t you worry”

(With apologies to Carrie Underwood)

And I do love country music by the way, despite being an atheist.

]]> By: franky http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7707 franky Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:49:25 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7707 I got my first Jehovah's witness the other day. I was taking a family member to the airport and I didn't get a chance to do much besides mumble "Not interested, thanks". It was interesting though.

I got my first Jehovah’s witness the other day. I was taking a family member to the airport and I didn’t get a chance to do much besides mumble “Not interested, thanks”. It was interesting though.

]]> By: Seth http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7700 Seth Wed, 23 Aug 2006 16:45:45 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7700 There are a few people on my street who claim to be Witnesses, but the extent of their faith is not participating in Halloween.

There are a few people on my street who claim to be Witnesses, but the extent of their faith is not participating in Halloween.

]]> By: I Am http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7696 I Am Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:07:45 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7696 <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=rev%207:4-8&version=31" rel="nofollow">REV 7:4-8</a>

REV 7:4-8

]]> By: Dull Blade http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7695 Dull Blade Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:23:08 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/08/21/the-rumors-of-my-death/#comment-7695 Where did they get 144,000 from?

Where did they get 144,000 from?

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