Comments on: Calendar of Credulity - Part V: Corpus Christi http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/ Helping Mankind Overcome Religion Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:43:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: JAB http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7356 JAB Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:51:26 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7356 I like to throw them a curveball and instead say, "Kazoosnot." They think you're saying Gesundheit, but are confused because it didn't really sound like it. Normally they don't reply at all. They never ask, What did you say? for fear of looking dumb.

I like to throw them a curveball and instead say, “Kazoosnot.” They think you’re saying Gesundheit, but are confused because it didn’t really sound like it. Normally they don’t reply at all. They never ask, What did you say? for fear of looking dumb.

]]> By: Dull Blade http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7343 Dull Blade Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:27:34 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7343 I work in a sea of cubicles. Ever debate with yourself over the whole sneezing "god bless you vs. gesuntiite (sp?) thing. Maybe you don't say anything...well then that means you secretly hate Judy, or maybe Pam is being a bitch because last week, Marshe said it to me, but not her, which obviously means Marsha hates Pam, and now since you didn't say "Bless you" when Judy sneezed, it means you are on Pam's side and........ I'm ready to take a hostage.

I work in a sea of cubicles. Ever debate with yourself over the whole sneezing “god bless you vs. gesuntiite (sp?) thing. Maybe you don’t say anything…well then that means you secretly hate Judy, or maybe Pam is being a bitch because last week, Marshe said it to me, but not her, which obviously means Marsha hates Pam, and now since you didn’t say “Bless you” when Judy sneezed, it means you are on Pam’s side and……..

I’m ready to take a hostage.

]]> By: Dull Blade http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7338 Dull Blade Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:56:11 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7338 whats with jibber jabber man????

whats with jibber jabber man????

]]> By: dull blade http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7337 dull blade Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:55:18 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7337 that post by aunrd@rcn.com is me, dull blade, i drink alot....sorry.

that post by aunrd@rcn.com is me, dull blade, i drink alot….sorry.

]]> By: aunrd@rcn.com http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7327 aunrd@rcn.com Wed, 12 Jul 2006 00:15:24 +0000 http://evangelicalatheist.com/2006/06/19/calendar-of-credulity-part-v-corpus-christi/#comment-7327 When my wife gave birth to my daughter she had to spend a few days in the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) Don't worry, I didn't pray at all, and she's super healthy. But when my mom saw her for the first time she put a little cross-blessing thingy on her forehead, just a quick swooosh swoosh, you'd hardly notice. How do you fight that??? I'd argue with the dying Pope for laughs, but i can't yell at my Mom in the intensive care unit! And it's not the ritualistic swoosh that really chaps my ass. It's the hypocracy of a heavy-drinking, church skipping, curse throwing woman who feels not only that she is in the best graces of the Lord, but that she CAN BESTOW THOSE BLESSINGS ON OTHERS!!!! Right! she's Mother Fucking Teresa, when she isn't doing shots. Just so you all know, I waited until she went out to her car and I let her have it. She's smart enough and tough enough to take it. And most importantly, she's my daughter, I'll do as I see fit.

When my wife gave birth to my daughter she had to spend a few days in the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) Don’t worry, I didn’t pray at all, and she’s super healthy. But when my mom saw her for the first time she put a little cross-blessing thingy on her forehead, just a quick swooosh swoosh, you’d hardly notice.

How do you fight that??? I’d argue with the dying Pope for laughs, but i can’t yell at my Mom in the intensive care unit!

And it’s not the ritualistic swoosh that really chaps my ass. It’s the hypocracy of a heavy-drinking, church skipping, curse throwing woman who feels not only that she is in the best graces of the Lord, but that she CAN BESTOW THOSE BLESSINGS ON OTHERS!!!!

Right! she’s Mother Fucking Teresa, when she isn’t doing shots.

Just so you all know, I waited until she went out to her car and I let her have it. She’s smart enough and tough enough to take it. And most importantly, she’s my daughter, I’ll do as I see fit.

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