God is a n00b
This site has received 114 pieces of trackback spam in the last 7 days. Am I to believe that god is complicit or that he’s incompetent? Maybe the spammers are his chosen people. On the other hand, maybe the divine VCR is flashing 12:00.
~I AM~
March 16th, 2006 at at 3:30 pm
Or, maybe you just write damn good posts. You’re so humble, you oughta be a Christian.
March 16th, 2006 at at 5:23 pm
Damn Christians, always bragging about their humility… *grumble grumble*
March 19th, 2006 at at 3:59 pm
Surely if you think that God is incompetant then you must believ that he exits? Otherwise leave the subject alone altogether, unless you must believe in God but don’t want anyone esle to lolol (of you reply to this comment make a good one, dont jus start insulting my grammar n stuff to avoid the topic, thanks)
March 20th, 2006 at at 7:42 am
Starting with James. Now that’s one out of 114 spammers!
March 20th, 2006 at at 8:39 am
Surely if you think that God is incompetant then you must believ that he exits? Otherwise leave the subject alone altogether, unless you must believe in God but don’t want anyone esle to lolol (of you reply to this comment make a good one, dont jus start insulting my grammar n stuff to avoid the topic, thanks)
I understand your confusion. This post uses a technique I like to call “humor.” Actually, it’s a subset of humor known as “irony.” Since I’m guessing you are a member of the humorless sect known as Christianity, it may have been difficult for you to interpret.
By the way, if in your past experiences leaving comments on blogs, you have been so consistently attacked for your “grammar n stuff” so as to require a preemptive reference to your own weaknesses, you may want to consider working on that set of skills. The leaving of a comment implies a desire to be understood. Actual words and correct sentences might be a better path toward your goal. Simply an observation.
March 20th, 2006 at at 10:44 pm
Do these people revel in their poor writing or are they really that ignorant? I know I too often come up short, but it sure isn’t for the lack of trying. A well composed post, paragraph or sentence is something to be admired by others, and to be a source of pride to the writer.
March 21st, 2006 at at 3:56 pm
I used to point out other people’s woefully inadequate grasp of grammar and the English language in general whenever I encountered the atrocities in question throughout my travel in the blogosphere, but while wading through the subsequent vitriole and hateful monosyllabic rejoinders, a great truth was revealed to me. People - more often than naught theists - seem not only complacent and apathetic toward their ignorance or ham-fisted handling of this language, but the more vocal idiots amongst them appear to fully embrace their own stupidity to the point where it is considered not only “uncool” to write properly, but is also a sign that you in some small way cannot shoot down their argument on its merits alone if you call out their complete and total lack of anything approaching an understanding of proper spelling, grammar or sentence structure.
Allow me to draw a parallel: I like to bake desserts, but I understand the merit of using choice ingredients. Let’s say I wanted to bake a chocolate souffle, but much to my own horror I discover that I have run out of cocoa. Not to worry! I have a cat! Cat shit, much like cocoa, is brown! Therefore it must be just as good, right? Would you want to eat a piece of my cat shit souffle? No?! That’s not cool, man! Are you mocking my cooking abilities?