Comments on: God is a Dick - Part XXVII: Christ’s Focus on the Family

By: Uberkuh

Uberkuh — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:58:46 +0000

Hehe.

Really? Thank you. I was particularly proud of that. Spontaneous, to boot!

By: I Am

I Am — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:44:45 +0000

Uberkuh on January 13, 2006 at 5:02 pm said:

No, I AM. He means that my dad is god.

Are you saying that your religion is better than mine? I challenge you to a spelling bee. Your dad vs. my dad.

By the way, that whole “I will pay for you” bit was really, really good.

By: Uberkuh

Uberkuh — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:02:03 +0000

No, I AM. He means that my dad is god. As far as I know, your dad didn’t make me. And neither did my mom, according to this crackhead; she just “had” me.

Eddie, we forgive you for your ignorance. You cannot help being infected with such a vicious memeset as Christianity. Hopefully, one day your brain will reject this insanely obvious stupidity of those who believe the creator of the entire universe wrote a collection of books for, and gives a damn about, one of a zillion civilizations.

Until then, Eddie, I will pay for you. That’s right. I will pay for your stupidity. I will pay to live in a world where you exist. I will pay to suffer because of your sickness and all the cruel and senseless things you do in the name of a god you cannot begin to comprehend (and, so, choose to selectively define by the minute) and the religion that you cannot begin to follow (and, so, choose to selectively follow according to whim). I will pay for you, and, for that payment, I expect gratitude, not condemnation.

By: I Am

I Am — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:39:26 +0000

Eddie Ebeling on January 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm said:

The same God in the entire bible. The same one that created you in your mothers womb! He loves you!

My dad is god? Wow. I’d have thought an omniscient guy would be a better speller.

By: Eddie Ebeling

Eddie Ebeling — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:32:54 +0000

So, I guess sending an innocent person to die for the sins of everyone else isn’t a bad thing in your opinion. That makes sense, in the sense that you must be one of the dumbest people I have ever met because only an idiot would not see the gaping hole in your arrogant (a sin, btw) assertion.

On second thought, Eddie, don’t wake up. Kill yourself. Do us and yourself a favor and take the redeye to New Testament Heaven.

I notice you used the phrase “send and innocent person to die”. Again the bible says God became man (so that innocent person was actually God incarnate), you read that part right? And FYI the sacrifical shedding of blood was rituals that humans performed. And because it was something that the Jews and Gentiles would comprehend, He chose to come off His throne into this sin-ruled world to offer Himself as a perfect-sacrifice. And believe it or not He did it for you knowing that you would reject him.

That proves to me that He is a wonderful and loving God. The same God in the entire bible. The same one that created you in your mothers womb! He loves you! I am sorry that is hard for you to accept. You still have time!