Argument from Retail
(1) All of the stores have sales right before Christmas.
(2) Therefore, god exists.
Hey, it’s better than some of the arguments I’ve heard.
~I AM~
(1) All of the stores have sales right before Christmas.
(2) Therefore, god exists.
Hey, it’s better than some of the arguments I’ve heard.
~I AM~
December 12th, 2005 at at 4:49 pm
You’re right. I have a sudden urge to go buy Jesus action figures.
December 12th, 2005 at at 5:13 pm
Please. That’s clearly a case of argumentum ad feriae stativae, also called Argument from Annually Recurring Holiday Occurring on Fixed Date. I can’t believe you fell for that; you need to go back to logic school.
December 12th, 2005 at at 7:55 pm
Bah. Bullshit. I had been waiting all of October for Halloween candy to go on sale, and when I got there on Nov. 1, they had already replaced it with fucking full-priced Christmas candy.
Where’s your God now, theists? WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW!!!
December 12th, 2005 at at 8:19 pm
He probably went to some secular country.
December 13th, 2005 at at 12:29 pm
Sale just after halloween would mean there is a satan, Tanooki. Not a god.
December 13th, 2005 at at 5:10 pm
I think that’s the most sense I’ve heard all day. I need to get out more.
December 15th, 2005 at at 1:18 am
I was feeling this until TJ’s comment…which was then shattered by Glintir’s. Damn all of you to hell for the confusion.
Wait…that’s where we’re going anyway. ARGH!!