Comments on: God is a Dick - Part XVII: Enoch

By: Anon.

Anon. — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:09:37 +0000

You scan the surface of the bible and assume the rest. The bible is blinded from your eyes.

I won’t throw pearls to pigs, but seek and you shall find.

By: DUB

DUB — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 03:44:48 +0000

Then again…maybe God could be Soundwave, with a Ravage Jesus and Buzzsaw Holy Ghost poppin’ outta his chest. Making some miracle Energon cubes. God is much more Decepticon in nature.

I really just aged myself. Trust me, I’m not THAT much of a nerd.

By: DUB

DUB — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 03:28:53 +0000

Franky:

Yeah, God is playing Starscream, blasting away at heathens with Metatron.

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 16:22:03 +0000

I’ve also found it odd that the supposed Secrets od the Universe, Which Man Was Not Meant to Know is herbology, astronomy and basic math. Also, that Jesus’s “Miricles” include making wine, killing pigs and throwing dirt in the faces of lepers. And creating the ocasional zombie. Other than the zombie, none of this info is all that miraculous or reliant on Knowlegde of the Ages (you know, geometry). I suppose this all goes back tot he fat that these stories are 6000 years old and peole were even dumber and more gullible back then than they are today. Which just makes me wonder why anyone would ever want to build a time machine to do anything but go forward in search of smarter people.

By: Aeger

Aeger — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:57:15 +0000

Ya I feel that way all the time.

Way to Go. Keep it up I AM.