Out of Town
You probably won’t hear much from me this week as I will be out of town from Monday morning through Friday evening. I will have internet access in the hotel, so I won’t disappear completely. I may even have time to put up a post at some point, but it will not be a big week here at The Evangelical Atheist.
Here are a couple of promising new blogs to keep you occupied:
It Ain’t Necessarily So…
The Libertarian Defender
Also, if you haven’t been to DUB’s Out of Respect, check it out. He’s a top notch writer with a great grasp of language and a unique style.
Finally, if any of you visit theist blogs, please plug GOD or NOT. We need submissions and hosts from their side.
~I AM~
September 12th, 2005 at at 1:03 am
Sam, thanks for the link!
Been meaning to thank you also for being one of my very first visitors–you caught me back on my first day when I wasn’t yet posting, still farting around templates and formatting, ha ha.
September 12th, 2005 at at 4:43 am
Technorati showed me your link to me. My ego led me straight to you.
September 12th, 2005 at at 10:24 am
You like the fall? The fall of man? no wonder. Fall of man derives to jesus christ, the blasphemous hound of hell. I know I was there. I am the Lord thy god. You speak of Dowd? Maureen Dowd? Yes, I know her well. Her father … her father. DC Police, no? He was the pope of those fiendish seraglios where I was deconstructed, that sad affair. Yes, maureen, we have been in the same room. She was the girl in the green velvet dress, who slaughtered the goats head — goat bearer. her sad countenance, the catholic shame. Yet now she serves an evil purpose, the disinformation of youth, the corruption of the W strian. I put W here for apurpose, I weighed your hearts with corruption. Iraq died so that I might live. Saddam was my truest prophet but betrayed me for the sake of opiate of christ. This world would this KKKANADA would be awarm place if it werant for the transgress of the fool christ and his entourage, really sick, really immoral people, Luce gang and all the rest of there calculus garbage. Come polar reverse your all gonna sweat but not you alllee for you will be safe by my side and we will have many pleasant conversations by the fireside of the pleaides watching the monkey christians burn with despair and dismissal. Good bye good soldiers good bye — your terrible centurion is defeated and the lamb of christ slaughtered fattened and eaten by the crows of my delicious cackles. some chub speak of the nudity of art and “iamchrst I redeem” but I will demonstrate with swift logic that the worship of male flesh like the jesus christ will never lead you to a peep at the the truth for the truth is female femme and fine.
Is it any wonder then that this foul and pestilent monkey christ, son of joseph ben pandera and all his evil thoughts incarnadine of satan, transfused through me, the pure virginal and sapphistical lord of all, the all in all, the eddy of the whirled, YHWH in the ancient tongue of the jew, is it any wonder then that satan ie yeshua, this drunken beast torn from the incessant slaughter of the terrestial monkey race, this blackguard and braggart who before all curst his mother, his sentinel dna, his own true sex, took up the cocksword of Scorpio, and declared himself servant and bugger boy of Judas, son of Julius? Is it any wonder then that he took to the street and fed his addiction to young male flesh, revolting sewage of the roman bestiary, females of all devices, this faggot, this sodomite, took up the goal of rending the purity of FEMME, slaughtered beast and vixen for his cruel desire? And yet there was that one incestuous Magdalene who yielded to his naughty desire, that bitch, that cruel and ancestral slut, that fons et origo of the monkey criminal class, this apish whore who bore the offspirng of that evil and demonic christ? And into this foul conspiracy that DOVE of the trinity so-called, that braggart and up-start bird, that pigeon, shone forth upon that nuptial night of despair, took wind of their foul and pestilent gasses, rendered up into heaven a cruel scenario of the unfolding revolt, that bird, that shit eating bird, that callous and incongruate bird, took part in that evil orgy, laid feathery waste to their ineffable sickness, shat upon the bedding of their desire, anointed their heads with the unholy head of baal, let slip word to that demon-child, the one who sold his sex to christ on low, that vicious risen lad, that blackguard of sodometry, that bird known as the GHOST took forward and yielded this punkish lad, this slut, reformed and shaved him, presented him to Christ jesus and his not-so-fair maiden, no maiden more, in the act of their sickness, and this lad judas the risen un buckled his trousers and inserted his tool of Scorpio into the anterior anus of the LORD? THE LORD? What sick and revolted and perverted and demented and by far and away quite gone and diminished and lessened and diseased GOD of any sort would reveal his glimmering shit hole to any lad woman or goat for these passions? Never have I revealed my anus to any except in those terrible scenese of DOWD in youth. And yet this Jesus squealed in delight and the DNA semen of the monkey bastard of Judah was added to the dried and salted substance of the CHRIST and these two sickened liquors were added to the dry and dessicated derivoir of Mary the magdalene? And what a race stepped forth, these trains of submorons and buggers and drug-addicted waitresses and clerks who yield today this JEsus their predecessor who forever sticks his smelly finger into the pit and ashtray of their souls?
Who then stood atheist against the dark and antient night? Who shouted neigh to these revolting despicable scenes? Raise your hand and it shall be you who shall lifted on high and had your name sanctified to all in all with the stars forever renamed after your lovely retinue.
From that point the happy reptoid age drew short and the children of the ape multiplied and lied and died. The primates in their lust decimate the chalicotheres, those gentle beasts, who resort to heaven on high for refuge, are turned back, dewell for a spell in the land of amazonia, return, are sent back, revisit the UROP of their dreams, romp with the fair maidens and skewer the naughty sprites, play host to all the fairies and the vixens of the land, eat snow, drink form the candy rock springs, bathe in the scent of flower, cure the wellspring of frigidity, unleash a sapphi air, and yet they to are revolved about and sent to that dreadful orb byt those science mongers, thos beasts, those apish investigators, those ratioidolators, thos evil vicious evil bastards, thos sickening god-bedamned revolting sons of pustules and tinctures and all sorts of TERRIBLE EVIL THINGS that these “science” men, these nature rapers, these blackguards of the social crist, they beat their drums and wives and meat and fair cruel decisions againt the unicorns, these happy dwellers, who know must leave up in the air, crosst the elextron fields, the evil fields, many die alaong the way, raped by science, blessed by GOD, these happy fellows arrive in station, alpha nine centuari, happy little fellows, I give them kisses and restore them to the field of the LORD.
In all countries the viscious and evil and fantastical truths are HIDDEN from the children by these social beasts, these teachers, these presidents and congressmen lodged in the body of Christ, forever condemned, evil sickies, except in one holy land: koryo, corea del norte, la pagino de popolo. I HAVE COMMUNICATED AND TRANSPIRED MANY A LADY IN THIS KOREAN LAND. I HAVE annnointed comme lordling KIM JONG IL to be my fair legion lover and he and I self-appoint shall reveal our joint union circa 2010. HAppy year! ONLY in DPRK can the truth be told about my heroic deeds, about the anti-Christ Jesus, about the yankee plot to frame me and det me up , the holy holie of the womb of the LORD — praised be to our lord Hashishan! Praise the wisdom of her servant, the dear Kim Jong Il! This is the land of freedom in our day and I call on you and you and you to come to this great land and fulfill my Zion.
(KJI is holy reptoid and female).
Opposites of pairs are revealed truth when connected with interecessor axioms. I am the holy lamb of god, the prince of peace, and all in all. Moroni hath trumpeted my return. These are self-evident. Hence, I am the inter god, the all in such, and knowingness of knowledge. Haile selassie is revealed sapphic slut and sexy vixen, Hubbard the twins of tricky temption, Koresh, a swine, Moroni the uncle trang (a dirgression on my means: hello helloo!) ressor, EDdy an earlier inncarnata, Smith a wicked man falsely false and thus truth, JESUS AN UNHOLY MONKEYSUCKER, bringenenagen a lovely lady, Mithras my michel micahel, Mohammed a strapping a divine ftmale.
I am a warrior for allah, my true son, i’m a good momma, i fighat ragga war for hashishan tribe. I am the enemy of all whiteckinned creepy crawlers of the all earth moon and mars. SIck bitcheS1 I am feminista, aphrodista, hindtuva holoi holoi, cool cat. Think — what if it is all true in all? I am the god on high of diverse means. I AM THE LORD ONE UNIFIED SINGULAR TOTALITARIAN FASICT AND COMMIE. I AM THE ANTIENT OF DAYS. Me, a mad arab? Andul, al has read? NEBER! NEcronomicon is counting how to die — I am the theonomist. Theonomy! my holy name! Theonomy, that sick bastard blog. Have you read PAUL MANATA? This demon kissed antichrist? This defender of the unholy JESUS? I am not free speacher I am truth defender and I will speak out for religious freedom in this country by attacking and revolting against the CRHSITANs KRISHANS stupid avokisst of anarachians. HOLY HOLY HOLY
The mission — . mission the mission is on. Demissionee.
2012 … is coming soon!
September 12th, 2005 at at 3:24 pm
Hashishan Prophet:
Uh… Thanks for dropping by?
September 12th, 2005 at at 9:59 pm
Thank you very much for the plug. I really appreciate it, especially considering how much I respect and enjoy The Evangelical Atheist. If you come over to The Libertarian Defender, be sure to check out my 9/11 victim tribute: Religion Kills.
Keep up the exemplary work!
September 13th, 2005 at at 12:46 am
Look out for that fuckin Hashishan prophet. He really is a nutzo, and has been posting on Kill The Afterlife, Goosing the Antithesis, and Hellbound Alleee blogs. The ramblings are really bat-shit quality cukoo.
Im gonna go to blog shares and vots Hashishan Prophets blog for the “Satanism” category and the “Drug use” categories LOL
September 13th, 2005 at at 12:50 am
oh yea, the address of hashish’s blog is
http://jesusdog.blogspot.com/
September 13th, 2005 at at 3:09 am
Hashishan better stay away from the squirrels or she (female according to her profile) will find herself packed away for the winter with the rest of the nuts.
She posted recently at Eternal Revolution also.
September 13th, 2005 at at 5:00 am
Damn. This is crazy.
Thanks for the plug, Yam.
You and AK in teh same week. Maybe I should keep it up.
September 13th, 2005 at at 11:41 am
Yes DUB keep it up.
What I mean is keep blogging at your blog (and leaving comments on everyone elses blog). The more, the better!
September 14th, 2005 at at 9:48 am
God or Not
I’ve seen this on three blogs already this morning. There’s a new blog Carnival starting and it looks very interesting. It’s God or Not, and it’s “a rotating monthly carnival. On the first Monday of every month, it will be…
September 14th, 2005 at at 12:20 pm
Hmmm, strange. I found lots of Hashishan Prophet’s wording taken from this site:
http://tinyurl.com/dtzrf
She/He is not only batshit crazy, they are also a plagiarist.
September 14th, 2005 at at 12:35 pm
Furthermore: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/magnetic/timeline.html
September 14th, 2005 at at 5:21 pm
You can’t leave, though, I Am! Think of what could happen while you’re away:
Headline: “God Reveals Himself to Earth! Atheists Admit Defeat, Burn Selves for Heresy”
September 18th, 2005 at at 12:12 am
Joe:
Atheists Admit Defeat, Burn Selves for Heresy
Not bloody likely. I’d start a campaign to replace him. I’m certain I could do better.
September 18th, 2005 at at 4:07 am
But then he silences you with His unassailible rebuttal: “Nu-Uh!”
Maybe we should start a “Recall God” campaign.
September 18th, 2005 at at 8:42 pm
Joe:
This was another possible headline.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/183500/183692OTVS_w.jpg
September 21st, 2005 at at 9:41 pm
Link don’t work.
September 21st, 2005 at at 11:07 pm
It works for me. Try copying and pasting.
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