Archive for August, 2005

Devout Darwinist

Friday, August 12th, 2005

I am sick and tired of being bashed from both sides of the Intelligent Design controversy. The creationists attack my beliefs at every turn. The supporters of evolution say I am simply an error in terminology, and that I do not exist. I am a devout Darwinist.
Yes, that’s right. […]

Dead Girls and Lost Boys: A Solution

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

Polygamy is illegal in the United States. Thank goodness the law has eliminated this problem as it has with other social bugaboos like illicit drugs and prostitution.
While it looks good on paper, the nation is still full of Mormon crack whores. Well, these three problems don’t usually occur with the same […]

Journey of an Atheist - Part III: Fire and Brimstone

Monday, August 8th, 2005

Christine (not her real name) was a member of the Dutch Reformed Church. They are a strict lot. There is no touching, no dancing and no enjoyment of any kind. Music is permitted, but only instruments one might have been able to find in 17th century Vienna. Christine’s father was a […]

God is a Dick - Part VI: Gibeah

Sunday, August 7th, 2005

This week’s dickery comes to us from the Old Testament book of Judges. An act of extreme cruelty by a group of heathens in the land of the Benjamites leads to civil war amongst the Israelites.
In Chapter 19, a Levite is travelling from Bethlehem toward Mt. Ephraim with his concubine and manservant. As […]

Daydream Believer

Saturday, August 6th, 2005

It must be nice to be a person who requires no evidence. Such a person can look at the world through the rosiest of glasses and believe in anything he or she desires. Faith frees the mind from reason and responsibility. I started thinking about all the wonderful things I would believe […]