Comments on: God is a Dick - Part IV: Ananias’ Gift

By: beso

beso — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:33:05 +0000

> While the god of the New Testament (who is SO not the same god)

You’re forgetting the possibility of a deity so mentally unstable as to seem like separate personalities. It’s already been compared to the standard abuse pattern of violence followed by promises of how things are going to improve.

By: Pyro_Shark

Pyro_Shark — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 20:00:58 +0000

Finally, a Bible story with a useful moral!

By: Jim rrr

Jim rrr — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 18:59:49 +0000

It’s more likely that Peter Killed the both of them. Afterall isn’t it just a little suspicious that when god’s people can’t get their way, someone else dies. All the more reason to not give them our moneies. Not even in business. Unless they are really the only game in town.

By: The Retropolitan

The Retropolitan — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 16:30:28 +0000

Holy shit! I’m surprised that I haven’t been struck by lightning on my testicles, since I have actually…let’s see…never donated to the church.

Wait, what’s tha–

>SZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!

By: Delta

Delta — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 05:36:23 +0000

Haha, I love the moral of the story. And I agree with you addict that this is the kind of thing that christian leaders could tell right before asking for donations, followed by a “so please, give all that you can”.